Sunday, July 27, 2014

Last night I dreamed that Dumbledore was my dad. But he was also a titan. And he was having an awesome birthday party in a soccer stadium in which my brothers and I had to sit on a couch and watch tv. 

I rarely remember any but my weird dreams. 

Tine to start re-watching Full Metal Alchemist

misscantii:

ionaonie:

hazelgracelancaster:

Chris Hardwick talks about censorship of women’s bodies and absolutely nails it.

The bleeping. The bleeping. I just. THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME WORDS. 

I love that he knows only one got bleeped.

party-wok:

divide-by-zero:

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

Hahahahaha

every. goddamn. time.

(Source: youtube.com)

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thranduilsenpai:

ineloquentformalities:

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

play it just do it

Play this at my wedding, of funeral. Either.

I could tell by the picture that I would not be disappointed. And I was definitely not.

SOMEBODY POST THAT SPIDERMAN GIF THAT DANCES TO EVERY BEAT ON THIS BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU IT MAKES IT 2000 TIMES BETTER

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Friday, July 25, 2014

feigenbaumsworld:

thekorovamilk:

colonelgathers:

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious.

The little meow in the fourth one.

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(Source: justjasper)

Thursday, July 24, 2014

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

LUMPY SPACE PUG

Baby

(Source: cinnamonpug)

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

cookienun:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

IM A BELIEVER I COULDNT LEAVE HER IF I TRIED

*guitar solo*

(Source: foodtrucker)